- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

why did the black guy die? cancer

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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