THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Miscarriages.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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