- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Women's Rights..

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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