Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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