Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Why was Edgar sad at the swimming pool? Edgar had been taking swimming lessons for a few weeks, on a tuesday-thursday basis, and was not learning how to swim as well as he would have liked. His instructer, Ms. Herpina was also very rude and generally disrespectful to Edgar. As a result of him seeing the lack of progress, and his dislike of his teacher, one day he quit going to his lessons and went to the local Dairy Queen instead with his girlfriend, Susie. Little did he know, his mother had also gone out to buy him DairyQueen, as a celebration to him becoming better at swimming. When she saw him at Dairy Queen, she was very angry at her son, who had lied to her about going to that days' lesson, and had also lied to her about not having a girlfriend. After his mom told his girlfriend that they couldn't date, she took a distraught Edgar to their small apartment. Edgar had always hated this apartment, ever since the first day they moved in as a result from the lack of money to afford a nicer area. After his older brother David stole all that money from his mother to buy drugs a few years back, his life hasn't been the same. His mother was forced to move into an apartment with few luxories, and Edgar was constantly jealous of his friends at school, especially Jason, the dark haired boy who always bragged about how good he was at his PSP games. Edgar only wanted happiness for at least a little while, but was quickly forced back to the pool. He was embarassed at the fact that he couldn't swim, and all the popular girls at the pool were making fun of him. It had been a rough life for Edgar, and he was still only seven years of age. This, my child, is why Edgar was sad at the swimming pool.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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