- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

I'd like to make a withdraw

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

My love life

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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