- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

guest what i love pancakes

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What do u call a cripple Biv

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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