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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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