What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Where's the soap?

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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