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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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