Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Tommy got neutered.

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Womens rights.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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what is the color of a burp burple

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Heskey time.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Anti Joke

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