- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

so...um, yeah

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Your text.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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