Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

justin littleton being sucessful

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Abortion.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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