- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Praise Paisley

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Your Mum is soo fat.

CHORGLUND

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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