What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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