- Anti Joke

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's circular and round A circle

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

My mum is called Steve

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What? Why?

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave