What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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BOTTOM!!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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A black student graduated High School

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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