- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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