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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

I agree

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Justin

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

What does? 42

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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