- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Kefka > Sephiroth

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Your mother is so fat.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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