4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Sex education in Texas.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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