Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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what do u call a apple a apple

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Miscarriages.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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