- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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