What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

This is sparta No this is patrick

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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