- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

That's illegal What? Your mom

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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