- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

knock,knock you suck

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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