Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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im telling maguire

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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