- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

You were born.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

world society

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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