The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Women's Rights

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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