How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Women's rights

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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