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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

Those last 4 were by: Walter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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