- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

knock knock who's there? faith

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.