- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

willie revilame

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

[Set up] [No punch line]

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

i killed my family

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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