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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Michel Moor on a die...

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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