A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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