Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

The EPA.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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