One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

No your aunties a joke

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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