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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Ready for something funny? nothing

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Justin Bieber.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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