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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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