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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

A dancer walks into a barre

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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