Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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