Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What happen? Idk...

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Your mom

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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