- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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