What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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