What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Tucker Rivera

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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