- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Guess what? Bananas

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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