The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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