-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...