what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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