- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

no pun intended

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Adam Chebali has no life

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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