- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

guest what i love pancakes

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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