When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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