- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Women's Rights

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Antijokes...

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

snowglobe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

book 'em danno

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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