What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

If youre African, why are you white?

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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