MySpace.

I walk into a bar...

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

A storm be brewin!

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

no pun intended

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

9/11

Adam Chebali has no life

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Tucker Rivera

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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