- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

whats black and large -me

What did Washington say to California? WC

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

im gay

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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