Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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I was once a hamster.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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