Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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