children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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