What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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