A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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