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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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