- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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