Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

France had one revolution

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Where's my tractor?

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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