- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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