- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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