Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

brittney griner

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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