Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Knock knock

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Invisible Children Foundation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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