- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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