- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

I walk into a bar...

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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