why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Yee

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Obama 2012

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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