What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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I like touching my boobs

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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