- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

You know whats funny Aids

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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