Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Who's on first? Garvey.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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