What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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