what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Stop Spam Read Books

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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