- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? AIDS!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

If youre African, why are you white?

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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