- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Life

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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