Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Diarrhea

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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