- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

this is stupid .... yep

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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